“The pleasure you once had with sex now comes from looking at other people’s homes.”
Are you looking to add some spice to your relationship?
Are you almost 30 years old? Looking for something new and exciting to fantasize about?
Well, you might want to consider the irresistible thrill of going through all the houses that can’t be obtained on Zillow.com indefinitely:
In what looks like a personal attack, Saturday Night Live explored in the subconscious of every millennial who spends their nights browsing homes on the site … which they definitely will not buy:
From an updated colonial that will make you admire its mature landscaping to a fixative leather that will make you scream “I want to turn this over”, Zillow.com has it all:
“I would never live in North Carolina, but if I did, I could buy a big, disgusting mansion,” lamented host Dan Levy while admiring an ornate mansion.
“The pleasure you once had with sex now comes from looking at other people’s homes,” SNL cast member Ego Nwodim added in the painfully accurate ad.
It’s all fun and games, as long as you can ignore the existential dread that comes with the current unaffordable cost of living and the abysmal job market that is always hovering in the back of your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Pick up your phone and start doing Zillowing now!
And if you’re looking for the quick way back to reality … just click on the “contact the agent” button:
When you’re ready to take a break from Zillowing, you can watch the entire staging below … and don’t worry, it’s totally safe for work:
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