Congratulations today to Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, how one study found that it is in some very specific metrics, the sexiest bald guy in the world. According to the UK The sun, William was apparently named like that through a study conducted by a plastic surgery company, which found that of all people with follicle deficiency on the planet, he was most associated with Google search terms and blog posts marked “sexy”, “attractive” or “hot”. According to the same report, Mike Tyson came in second, suggesting that a more suitable second title for the study could probably be the same as alwaysgreen “People on the Internet are not doing well.”
Shockingly, people (including our own colleagues in Jezebel!) they received the news of William’s last coronation with a degree of comic skepticism, citing a wide selection of bald men who could surpass the prince in the department of human sensuality. But, of course, sensuality is subjective, while online measurements of sensuality, no. ONETherefore, we must accept Science and its sexy and sexy verdict; better adjust our own understanding of human sexuality – a trait that, as far as we can tell, depends on having huge amounts of money, and not calling your relatives when they say racist shit at the dinner table (different some ungrateful, hairy descendants that we could mention)– than flying in the face of this sober and an honest report. After all, when has the cosmetic surgery industry deceived us on the subject of human appearance?