I hope you’re saving energy, because it’s past midnight and Ariana Grande, Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion are just getting started. On Thursday morning, Grande joked that the latest recruits from his Fembot army, Doja and Megan, would be backing up for a new remix of Ari’s algebraically dirty single “34 + 35” from his 2020 album Positions, and his impressively cheeky verses finally arrived.
Grande also released a video with animated lyrics, in case you were afraid of losing even a mathematically dirty double meaning. “Add the numbers / Or go after it / Tap and go back / Listen, you’ll find out,” says Doja. “I want that six-nine without Tekashi / And I want your body, and I’m going to make that obvious.” Stallion Megan Thee exclaims, “Dive into the water like a private island / 34, 35, we can 69.” Boy, is it a good thing that you accidentally stay up until 3 am almost every night anyway. It is almost as if you were born to like “34 + 35”.