Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde: 31 thoughts I had after the news started

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde: 31 thoughts I had after the news started

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The first Monday of 2021 seemed to be a brutal battle back to work … until a midday gift arrived in the form of new photos of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde walking hand in hand with their manager Jeff Azoff at wedding Montecito, California. Wall-to-wall coverage, hysteria and an ongoing journey of emotions soon followed. As an obsessive Styles graduate, I’m swallowing my pride and sharing 31 thoughts I had while listening to the news.

  1. How does Harry Styles dare to date a woman in her 30s who is not me?

  2. Wait, when Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis split up? Oh, November? I must have missed that in the midst of the national democratic crisis.

  3. Remember when Wilde said that she and Sudeikis had “sex as a Kenyan marathon runner?” Goodbye to that, I think.

  4. Do you also remember when Wilde was married to a prince named Tao Ruspoli, who lived on a school bus, after running away with him on the said school bus? “I said, ‘Wow! I don’t want to meet a guy who lives on a bus! ‘”She said Women’s Health to be with him. They came together because of their art, but the marriage had no sex, as Wilde later disclosed: “I felt like my vagina had died”

  5. Why does my heart hurt so much?

  1. She is 36 years old. He’s 26. Harry Styles really likes older women. It is thus resolved: The idea of ​​you it’s real.

  2. That makes sense. Olivia is directing Harry in his new thriller, Do not worry dear. On-set romances happen all the time, and usually with directors older men and naive women. Nothing but respect for the challenging nature of the rules of this union.

  1. How Wilde’s genius replaced Shia LeBeouf, allegedly for bad behavior, with a prince among men, Harry Styles.

  2. I am gradually moving from denial to acceptance. I will allow this because Olivia Wilde is an intelligent and creative writer-director who gave Smart book To the world. Let’s not pretend that she is the only lucky one here.

  3. I have no choice but to convert my kitchen into a war room and devote the rest of my day to endless speculation about it, including 12 to 14 text strings, Instagram and Twitter DM. I yield any and all productivity to read the photos carefully.

  1. Of course, Harry Styles’ tuxedo has a trademark with a wide leg. A man’s sweet treasure!

  2. It magnifies the perfect swirl of ice cream in Harry’s hair – an art form in itself. Don Draper never could.

  3. His tuxedo is Gucci. And her dress is Gucci. Both masks are the vampire’s wife. They are not only holding hands, but legitimately twinning.

  4. Somewhere Hilaria Baldwin is happy to be usurped. (Or is she?)

  5. How many things is Harry Styles able to hold effortlessly in one hand? I see a glass of whiskey on the rocks and at least two other accessories.

  6. “The Robe” is hot on Twitter because of yet another set of photos of Harry officiating Azoff’s wedding in nothing but a hotel robe and slippers. Did Harry, in fact, officiate a wedding with nothing in a hotel robe and slippers? Does the robe precede or follow the Gucci tuxedo and is it available for rent? This deserves an investigation. Records a FOIA order.

  7. I love how everyone is now referring to “Jeff” as if he were an old friend and we also attended his micro wedding at Rancho San Ysidro in Montecito.

  8. Did all celebrities ever get married at Rancho San Ysidro in Montecito?

  9. A quick Google search confirms that, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chis Martin, Katherine Schwarzennegger and Chris Pratt, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, and Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill did.

  10. Golden Note: Should anyone have any kind of marriage now?

  11. Dear God, why is Candace Owens in vogue again? Aha! She liked the following tweet about Harry and Olivia.

  12. Wait, why is Lizzo a trend? Because she and Harry held hands once, but no one romantically “tied” they. Fair point, but they never used matching fashion brands as dates for a micro wedding.

  1. My friend and prominent Styles guru recalls that there is a One Direction song called “Olivia” that suddenly became relevant. Styles once said timidly about the song: “Olivia is who you want her to be … Is Olivia really a person? Is Olivia a thrill? Is she a place? We don’t know.”

  2. Olivia Wilde has two children with Sudeikis. Would it be premature to imagine Harry Styles as a stepfather? Is that the feeling of spiraling?

  3. The paparazzi photos are very clear. Was this public debut as coordinated as your clothes?

  4. Props for Deux Moi, who predicted today’s bomb with a blind item in his stories on Sunday, provoking that the “dear protagonist of a movie VERY expected for 2021-2022 was photographed with his oldest director / co-star this weekend. week in Santa Barbara. “

  5. A moment of silence, please, for the Larries, the subgroup of Harry fans who “send” him in a long-standing clandestine affair with former 1D bandmate Liam Payne.

  1. Has anyone checked on Jason Sudeikis?
  1. It seems that some people do not think that this story is an issue of urgent national importance.

  1. I beg to differ. After four years of Trump and a paralyzing global pandemic, we deserve this moment. (Just don’t forget Georgia’s run-off elections on Tuesday.)

  2. And here we think Styles’ gift for 2021 was the stunning video “Treat People Kindly”. and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, his most notable new partner.

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