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Manual can openers are not exactly intuitive. During New Year’s weekend, Seattle musician and podcast host John Roderick discovered this when the kitchen gadget baffled his daughter. Roderick, founder of The Long Winters and a former Seattle Town Hall candidate, explained the events on a Twitter topic that has since sparked many debates online and has earned the singer the nicknames of “Bean Dad” and “Can Opener Dad “.
Roderick did not immediately respond to a request for comment. His Twitter account was deleted on Sunday afternoon after the Internet furor lasted for an entire day.
“So yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I was putting together a puzzle, so I said over my shoulder, ‘make some baked beans’,” wrote Roderick in the first tweet on the topic. “She said, ‘How?’ like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, ‘Open a can and put it in the pot.’ She brought me the can and said, “Open how?”
So, yesterday my daughter (9) was hungry and I was putting together a puzzle, so I said over my shoulder “make some baked beans”. She said, “How?” like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, “Open a can and put it in the pot.” She brought me the can and said “Open how?”
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 2, 2021
The topic goes on to explain how Roderick told his daughter to “study the parts, study the can, find out what the inventor of the can opener was thinking when they tried to solve this problem”.
Although her daughter discovered part of how the can opener worked, its fixation mechanism baffled her, prompting Roderick to say, “Honey, none of us are going to eat anything today until we get into this can of beans.”
At that point, she said, “I don’t want baked beans” and left. Apocalypse Dad entered full ‘The Road’ mode! “Honey, none of us are going to eat anything today until we get into this can of beans.” She shouted “AUGH!” like Lucy Van Pelt. She read a book for a while.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 2, 2021
In short: Roderick’s daughter tries “six hours on and off,” at one point telling her father that she hates him, but ends up figuring out how to successfully attach the opener and remove the lid.
But what could have remained just a private family story has turned into a parental drama widely shared and commented on on social media, with thousands of people retweeting and commenting on Roderick’s topic.
Although pay attention – many people are wrongly claiming that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pondered, but that tweet came from a parody account. Singer Dionne Warwick, on the other hand, tweeted that, although she hadn’t read everything, the topic Bean Dad “it seems absurd.”
Many could not understand why Roderick did not teach his daughter to use the can opener.
“I have 3 daughters sitting around not making me (ungrateful) fashion,” wrote a Twitter user. “So, let’s test the solution to the problem by locking them in a room with a fire extinguisher bolted to the vaulted ceiling and establishing a controlled burn.”
Said another: “The story of the bean dad just reminds me of a high school math class where they tried to teach us the Pythagorean theorem, showing us the measurements of a bunch of triangles and saying ‘Did you notice anything?’, How I apologize for not being Pythagoras myself at the age of eleven. “
I’m not sure why he is a “father of the beans” and not a “can-open father”, but anyway, I have 3 young daughters sitting around not making me (ungrateful) fashion, so let’s test the solution to their problems by locking them in a room with a fire extinguisher screwed to the vaulted ceiling and defining a controlled burning
– Johnny Killoran (@metroville) January 3, 2021
The story of Dad Bean just reminds me of a high school math class, where they tried to teach us the Pythagorean theorem, showing us the measurements of a bunch of triangles and saying “Did you notice anything?”, How am I sorry for not be Pythagoras at eleven
– Cliff Jerrison (@pervocracy) January 3, 2021
we need a vaccine so i can go fight daddy beans
– Sophia Benoit (@ 1followernodad) January 3, 2021
father bean denying vaccine to daughter until she can synthesize one with precision
– pbs for spiders (@CapnDingus) January 3, 2021
Any good reasons why you can’t open the can for her, let her eat, and then teach her how to use a can opener? You taught your daughter a lesson, but it’s not what you think it is.
– Vivienne Heward (@ MadamCholetSW19) January 3, 2021
Someday, Bean Dad will need her help with technology, or end of life care, and she will have her revenge.
– Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) January 3, 2021
Child: I want beans. This can has no ring pull.
Father: Here is a can opener. That’s how it works. Cool discreet, right? Here’s how to put it in the can. Can go.
Child: * opens the can with minimal guidance * That was really cool, discreet.
Father: Let’s make toast too.
– Andrew Tate wants Liz Truss to be PM. (@ Spudfish83) January 3, 2021
your reaction to dad bean is a big test of whether or not you will be confused when your child stops talking to you someday
– christina (@floozyesq) January 3, 2021
Roderick had some defenders. “I love it,” wrote a Twitter user, “I’ve been a child therapist for 14 years. This is a love story. People saying it is abusive have no context about JR / child, so it looks bad for them and they are projecting your experience with shitty parents. “
I love it❤️. I have been a child therapist for 14 years. This is a love story. The ppl saying it is abusive has no context about JR / child, so it looks bad for them and they are projecting their experience with shitty parents
– Do not text your therapist. (@annie_lieber) January 3, 2021
It makes no sense.
The child knows that he is not being punished or “deprived of food”.
It was a good lesson.
It’s not like the girl goes to bed without dinner.
– Soia Terrorista 🐛⚧️☭ (@EChandlerWilson) January 3, 2021
He is the lead singer of The Long Winters and makes a fun podcast called Roderick on the Line. Having followed him for years, I am melting my brain that his wave of fame on Twitter is him becoming a bean dad.
– Howlin ‘Fantods (@HowlinFantods) January 3, 2021
As I see why people are freaking out, but actually having context for it and their relationship and their way of telling stories, it is a touching story almost totally innocent told a little.
Make an episode with him about it.
– Howlin ‘Fantods (@HowlinFantods) January 3, 2021
Roderick later tweeted that he was being called a child abuser for making his daughter wait six hours to eat.
“The best part of being evaluated by these concerned parents is that they continue to insist on how to deprive my child of baked beans for SIX HOURS is child abuse,” wrote Roderick. “Six hours is the break between meals. Lunch at noon, dinner at six. They are literally saying CHILD ABUSE.”
The best part of being evaluated by these concerned parent trolls is that they continue to insist on how to deprive my child of baked beans for SIX HOURS is child abuse. Six hours is the time interval between meals. Lunch at noon, dinner at six. They are literally saying CHILD ABUSE.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
We solve puzzles together all the time, why is this stream bubbling here, why is this stone stained, look at this dead bird. I understand that I did not communicate the humor, but it is crazy for me that none of my friends did not realize that this was a great day that we shared.
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
On Sunday, Roderick tweeted about his sudden viral fame, writing: “Someone had to start the year off hard!”
Someone had to start the year hard!
– john roderick (@johnroderick) January 3, 2021
But not everyone was a fan of that tweet too. “Sorry, you can no longer tweet until you learn to assemble a phone and / or computer,” wrote a Twitter user.
Sorry, you can’t tweet anymore until you learn to assemble a phone and / or computer
– Stormy 🐼 (@CroninStormy) January 3, 2021
You opened a can of beans with this one. I mean worms
– The lucky owner of a free bottle (@splatatonic) January 3, 2021
On Sunday afternoon, before the account was deleted, Roderick’s original tweet kicking off the Bean Dad saga had been tweeted with quotes more than 14,300 times and was still growing.