Each Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play much Pokémon, but I like the universe and I love to learn more about the creatures in it. So, here’s another Pokémon! It’s Tynamo!
Details Tynamo
Type: Electric
Average Height: 0’08 “
Average weight: 0.007 pounds
First added in Generation V
“Each Pokémon is interesting and worth talking about.”- Zack Zwiezen, idiot.
I still believe this to be true. But Tynamo almost got me. I almost had nothing to say about this goldfish that generates a little electricity. Not to offend Tynamo, but you’re so … boring. So boring. We have small aquatic creatures that generate electricity in the real world. Even your name is boring. You look boring. But I can talk about you. I can do this. This is what I set out to do. This is my curse.
So, uh … Tynamo. Yes, it is a fish. What I already said. But it is tiny. I said that too. However, being so small, it does not generate much energy alone. So, instead, swim in big schools with other Tynamo and that allows them to collect more energy. I’m not sure what these fish do with all that power. In Bulbapedia it doesn’t say that they use it to attack powerful enemies or open a hole in the space-time continuum or anything cool like that. Instead, it just says “… they discharge electricity if they are in danger.” It’s like when dogs fart after being scared.
Look, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel with this stupid fish. Maybe I can make a joke about Tesla? Like I prefer to ride some of these to work than riding a Tesla. That could be funny and give me a few sentences. But honestly, I think we all know that there is not much more to say.
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See how you know you have a boring Pokémon. This is what is included in the brief entry into Bulbapeida about Tynamo.
“The Pokémon Company merchandise art and various TCG the illustrations show Tínamo swimming or jumping from water bodies. “
Hitting information, folks. This is not the fault of the good people at Bulabpedia. At some point, you need to write something and you run out of really interesting things to say. As a professional writer, I understand that very well. For example, this post!
Random facts
- Tynamo and its evolved forms are the only ones Pokémon no type weaknesses to speak of. Interesting? Perhaps. But it’s a fact and it’s random … so I’m taking notes.
- Wait, you want another … uh … pass.
- Okay, okay, this is the first Pokémon in the history of the Here Another Pokémon series to basically defeat Zack.
Last week’s best comment
Zack, you can’t just put “bad dragon” with a link attached.
-Julia Q.
Well … that’s a good point.