Trevor Noah: Andrew Cuomo is ‘the only person who wished it was still 2020’

“Bullying and groping women, a ‘Mad Men’ office culture and forcing women to wear dresses and high heels? I mean, it seems that Cuomo basically thought of himself as a security guard outside a nightclub, which is convenient for him, because that could be his job in a few months. ” – TREVOR NOAH

“And practically every day now there are more and more accusations piling up. It’s getting so bad that he’ll have to bring back his PowerPoint slides just to track down allegations of harassment. ” – TREVOR NOAH

“I mean, in the past few weeks, we’ve heard about him harassing employees, journalists, wedding guests – it looks like no woman in New York was safe from this guy. At some point we will discover that the Statue of Liberty only holds that torch so that it can keep it away. “ – TREVOR NOAH

“First of all, you know that you are in a difficult situation when even Chuck Schumer asks you to resign. This guy doesn’t do anything in a hurry. Before making any decision, he must have at least four wrinkles on his forehead and lower his glasses to the tip of his nose. ” – SETH MEYERS

“Secondly, so many Democrats have asked Cuomo to resign that, at this point, it is easier to ask those who did not: ‘Good news, Governor, Oswego County Commissioner for Water and Sewage Services is at our side. Wait, no, sorry, he said you should resign. Somebody call the Schenectady Parks Department – they will never turn on us! ‘” – SETH MEYERS

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