This Rob Gronkowski for the Miami Dolphins Take is reaching the level of quasar in his hotness

Houtz mentioned last week that we are in a simulated recruitment season, and he couldn’t be more right. Everyone and their long-lost half-brother are dealing with the NFL’s off-season, lack of football and general lack of ability to do much, creating their own versions of the team draft. But, it is not only a simulated recruitment season, but it is also a hot NFL offseason season. I realize that the hot NFL season does not have an off-season, but with all the speculation of all the potential and likely movement of the player that will be going on this time of year it is especially special when it comes to reaching a moment by melting and taking the masses to pontificate about it.

Rob Ninkovitch in today’s exciting and thought-provoking episode of the very smart show, Get Up, left a hot scene that caught the attention of aliens, interdimensional beings and time travelers.

Simply unbelievable. He didn’t just say that the Miami Dolphins will employ Deshaun Watson, which in fact can happen regardless of what coaches and experts say. But he suggested that Rob Gronkowski would leave Tom Brady (the guy he came out of retirement for) and the Tampa Buccaneers (who just won the Super Bowl) to go to the Dolphins.

Holy shit, Rob, it’s only mid-February. Recruitment is still two months away. How are you going to keep up this fast pace? I’m not sure he could, but it’s safe to say that Greeny is loving it.

That is the nature of Hot Take. It doesn’t have to be remotely possible, it just has to fascinate the tastes of the Mike Greenbergs of the world. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rob bought a few extra days of TV time this week to discuss his participation.

As for the hot take itself. No. Rob Gronkowski is not going to leave Tampa and Brady to play in Miami because he has a home in Miami. I don’t have an “in” or an Inn with Gronk, but I know that he and Brady have a very close relationship. I don’t think I’m breaking ground with this. He will not leave this after doing what he just did with him and the Bucs to be able to get passes from Watson or Tua, who are less important guys than Brady, all because their path is shorter.

I know this is the beginning of the NFL off-season, but make sure that you are all controlling your pace when consuming your content. You don’t want to have an overload of hot shots because the shots are flowing like the mud river in Ghost Busters 2. Take breaks, stay in your backyard, play poker online, drink quality drinks or do whatever you want. don’t be inundated with NFL outlets and keep your intake of hot outlets to a level of respect. I know you could do this, but you have to want to do it. Now go and do it.

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