It doesn’t matter if you are the rock, children will own you in every way, every day
Each father has his childhood stage that he dislikes – for some, it is the time when the newborn is sleepless. For others, it is the Sass Mode: involved phase of older children. But one thing we can all agree on is that training to use the potty, in all its phases, is a drug. In the midst of constant defecation, however, it is possible to find some humor. And The Rock perfectly demonstrates one of the lightest moments of potty training in his last post on Instagram.
Her youngest daughter, Auntie, announced that she needed to pee and apparently didn’t want to do it in her diaper. Great sign, right? Hey, maybe she’s ready to start on her own! HA, THAT’S NOT WHAT WE ALL THINK.
“She refused to go in a diaper (I don’t blame her 🙂 and asked if she could pee on the grass,” wrote The Rock in his caption. “Sure, we’re on private property, so Daddy takes her to pee on the grass.”
That’s when things change. A cute and hilarious twist.
“But then she decides to renegotiate (again, I don’t blame her;) and demands that Daddy catch her because she doesn’t want to ‘stay at the Lava Monster’, so I have to hold her while she pee … all over my new white sneakers 😂💦. “
I LAUGHED A LOT. Children, man. They are the bosses.
It’s also funny because most children come with these imaginative “monsters” or very creative and far-reaching fears. This is part of being a child. Mine is terrified of the flush and also the bathtub drain. You never know when a toilet will overflow or get sucked down the drain, you know? And no matter what we say to allay these fears, it falls on deaf ears. So we do what we do and satisfy them and make them feel safe.
And sometimes, you pee your shoes in the process. Fatherhood, right?
Of course, some spoilers (pee?) They had to throw themselves and try to spoil everything with some nonsense to embarrass the father:
However, most people were overwhelmingly supportive, because these things are super understandable. Johnson is always here to tell us the real hilarity of being a father. He regularly shares funny and sweet moments when it comes to his three daughters, especially the two youngest. On Christmas Day, he shared another photo that any parent of a child who loves Barbie can identify with.
“After Christmas, ‘Daddy come and play Barbie with me’, which actually means … Daddy holds this Barbie for a solid 45 minutes in a row while baby Tia does what she wants and completely ignores Barbie all the time,” Johnson caption the photo.
YES. BINGO. You are not allowed to actually play and mess up your vibe. But you Does have to be present. Those are the rules.
The Rock is also exceptional at doing their daughter’s hair – something that every parent should feel comfortable doing every day, too. Even though he himself has none.
As for the pee incident in the backyard and a little bit on shoes, well, The Rock is not on stage. (Duh. It’s one of nine million reasons why everyone loves him.)
“If I ever find this guy from the” Lava Monster “, I’ll beat him up,” he concluded. “Hell, I’m going to put that precious memory on my sneakers any day.”