The Texas Department of Public Security is blaming “a test malfunction” after sending an Amber Alert on January 29, asking the public to be on the lookout, not for a missing child, but for Chucky, the murderous doll of the Child’s play Series.
For anyone who has somehow avoided knowing what they are, Amber Alerts are messages sent by police departments and other authorities over the internet, radio, TV and text messages to provide the public with details about kidnapped children and their alleged captors . The intention of an Amber Alert is that if someone sees individuals who match the description listed, call the police. In general, they are not used to alert the public that bloodthirsty ambulatory toys are on the loose.
According to CBS Dallas / Fort Worth, the alert named Chucky as the suspect in a kidnapping and described him as 28 years old, with red / brown hair and blue eyes, measuring 3 ‘1 “and weighing around 16 pounds. correctly that he was wearing “blue denim overalls with multicolored striped long sleeve shirt and wielding a huge kitchen knife”.
Chucky is a serial killer who used voodoo magic to transform himself into a doll of that description in 1988, during the events of Child’s play. According Child’s play wiki, a surprisingly detailed website for the film series, Chucky is known for having killed at least 42 people in between 1988 and 2017, not to mention an unknown number of housekeepers and trailer owners he slaughtered off-screen or any murders he may have committed in the years between each film.
The alert also identified the child Chucky kidnapped as Glen, a five-year-old boy weighing six pounds, measuring 2 ‘3 “and wearing a blue shirt with a black collar when he was reported missing.
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Glen is the son of Chucky and first appeared in the 1998 film Chucky bride. At the end of the 2004 film Chucky seed, Glen committed six murders, was later confirmed to have no genitals (like a Ken doll) and at some point was made human and possibly killed by Chucky’s severed arm, which actually fits in with the whole Alert thing Amber. We are learning all of this at the same time as you.
We saw nothing but the first Child’s play, but if you see Chucky or his strange eunuch son, it’s probably a good idea not to approach any of them.
The alert was triggered three times, according to CBS, with Texas public safety officials telling reporters that the alert was “the result of a test defect. We apologize for the confusion this may have caused and are working diligently to ensure that this does not happen again. “
The New York Times called a home address listed as the last known location for Chucky and Glen and an update was issued on the situation:
The alert said Chucky and Glen were last seen at a home address in Henderson, Texas, a city about 130 miles southeast of Dallas. A woman who answered a call to a phone number associated with that address on Wednesday said, “Yes, I’m aware” when asked about the alert before hanging up.