If you are tired of your life on the digital farm, why not turn off all this technology and go back to the real world? I don’t mean in a garden or farm with mud and stuff, I’m talking about dice, cards and small chips that you move around on a board. Stardew Valley developer Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone announced Stardew Valley: The Board Game last night, inviting players to defend the Valley from the evil Joja Corporation in table form.