Colbert’s current report? Go outside and go crazy, because who cares. During an interview with Normal people and network star Paul Mescal on Wednesday, Stephen Colbert began to slide slowly into an existential chasm when he observed, while recapitulating the show’s tendency to portray a lot of “pale, pale, Irish” sex that “no one ever asked me to do a nude scene ”throughout his career. (A real missed opportunity when he appeared as a hot priest in The Mindy Project, if you ask us.) And you know what? Colbert also will not tolerate Mescal’s “typically very particular” conceptions of the art of boning. “We don’t want to embarrass anyone out there who wants to fuck in the middle of the street,” replied the laughing Colbert. “That is all; we are all adults. OK? “As always, pay attention to cars and birds.
