Thank you for being mine friend?
In a jaw-dropping Instagram story, Ryan Reynolds proposed that Betty White “suck a hot c – k” for her 99th birthday. The actor presented the scandalously sassy message to America’s eternal girlfriend on Sunday.
Reynolds, 44, shared a stimulating – albeit flashy – video of him feigning a feud with his grandmother “The Proposal” backstage at the 2009 rom-com – which also starred Sandra Bullock, 56.
Considering White a “boiling demon” in his piece of fake meat, the Golden Globe nominee criticizes the beloved icon “The Golden Girls” for secretly subjecting him to savage cruelty while lavishing maternal affection on Bullock and the other cast members .
“What is Betty doing here? She has a problem with me, ”an angry Reynolds tells Bullock.
The megastar “Miss Sympathy” immediately defends the beloved comedian, insisting: “What is your problem with Betty? She’s the nicest person on the planet. “
Behind Bullock’s back, White then rudely and misbehaves Reynolds as “Bryan” and demands that he give her a cup of coffee.
Reynolds – who plays the suffering assistant of a tyrannical bullock in the movie – reminds White that his name is Ryan, and calmly confronts her about treating him like a real-life subordinate during his months-long co-star tenure.
“You have been a terrible assistant all along,” says White, interrupting Reynolds’ pleas for politeness.
“When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get a cup of coffee from her! You’re a crunchy jacka–, ”she spits.
With her blood fully filtered, Reynolds then barks: “You look like a lovely, sweet old lady on the outside, but on the inside, you’re like a boiling demon. Do you hear me? ”
“Why don’t you suck on a hot c – k?”, He adds shockingly, just before realizing that his violent speech caused a show to stop the show on set. “That’s right, guys, I told Betty White to go suck on a hot ck!”
White immediately reprized his matrimonial disguise for the stunned cast and crew crowd. Apparently distressed, the seasoned actress runs into Bullock’s arms hoping for comfort, while quietly giving Reynolds the middle finger.
Reynolds wrote the caption for the hysterical birthday post: “We made this movie 12 years ago. Betty turns 99 today. But she has 100 [percent] the funniest person on the planet. “
Before his landmark birthday, White credited his long life with laughter. “Don’t take yourself too seriously,” advised the Emmy winner in a recent interview.
“Just look on the bright side and don’t think about the negative,” she said. “It consumes a lot of energy by being negative. Also having a good agent that keeps me busy all the time. “
To celebrate the gain of 99 candles on his cake, White went to Instagram announcing the relaunch of his 1971 “long lost” talk show series, “The Pet Set”.
“Would you believe that ?! It’s my 99th birthday, which means I can stay up as long as I want without asking, ”she wrote. “I am also very pleased to inform you about the relaunch of my lost series after fifty years! I am very proud of the ‘Pet Set’. “
A bastion of positivity, White closed his cheerful birthday speech by saying, “I hope everyone is well and safe. We will get through this. “