It is official: the American capital has been “dissolved”. These breaking news are brought to you by the nobles of QAnon. How did they find out that Washington DC no longer exists? Because one of your crack researchers looked at a Google map, and the letters “DC” don’t follow “Washington”. And therefore, cogito ipso ergo sum pluribus facto unum – dissolved!
From Newsweek:
“Did the maps always just say Washington? I thought it said Washington DC?” Asked a user named @GhostEzra in the Telegram encrypted messaging app.
Another user replied on the @ GhostEzra channel – which has more than 214,000 subscribers and is popular with QAnon followers – writing: “I just searched Washington DC on my Apple Maps iPhone and it only shows Washington, DC. It’s the same for Google Maps & mapquest.
“DC is dissolved.”
Yes, you have to wake up very early to outwit a Qanoner.
[thanks, Patrick!]