Porch pirates are the bane of our e-commerce existence, but one certainly had a bad day and everything was videotaped.
Posted on Reddit, the clip starts with someone catching a supposed thief at the front door. The man runs quickly to the car, but is so scared that he takes a longer ride.
After circling back to the driver’s side door, he jumps up and tries to escape. This does not go according to plan, as the alleged thief turns the wheel and backs up a lot of snow.
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The idiot tries to steal a package and is caught in the act and then makes the stupidest escape in history (Part 2 in the comments) from r / IdiotsInCars
Although it looks relatively small, the snow bank is big enough to hold the Toyota Yaris in its cold claws. After trying to free himself for a few seconds, the porch pirate comes out and makes an indifferent attempt to push the vehicle.
The clip ends shortly thereafter, but a second video shows two police cars surrounding the Yaris. Despite being trapped and surrounded, the criminal mind apparently shocks and takes a sip of water.
He then leaves briefly, before sitting back in the car. This does not amuse the officers who command you to “get out of the car now” and then pull you out of the vehicle. It is not yet clear whether they were accused of anything, but the video is quite blunt, even if the person has not been able to steal the package.
Thanks to Don for the tip!