Settling in front of the TV on Sunday night, I will be playing a drinking game with virtual friends during Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s very hot interview with Oprah Winfrey.
“Tabloids.” Outlet! “Bad dream.” Outlet! “Queen and abuse.” Shot and shot!
The problem is that while ex-royals regret their luck, it will take less than 10 minutes to slip off the couch drunk.
Judging by the trailers that CBS launched from the two-hour special – with a soundtrack similar to a high-profile violin film – the trap set by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex is just another ridiculous pity party.
Pass the motion sickness bucket. Meghan’s complaints about Buckingham Palace expecting them to be “silent”, that the Windsors “perpetuated falsehoods about her and Harry” and other mixed bleats already make me sick.
What did Meghan Markle expect when she married a member of the British royal family, the definitive golden cage? His main complaint seems to be that he was unable to obtain everything he was offered – the money, the houses, the title – and to continue to do what he wanted, without responsibility.
It’s a little rich in these terrible times – when people are dying of COVID-19 and others are facing financial ruin – that these spoiled narcissists think it’s normal to complain about perceived contempt in the comfort of their $ 14.65 million California mansion.
If you have lost a loved one to the virus, your job is at risk or your children are being denied an education, you will feel much better listening to the situation of a perfectly co-ordinated actress in a $ 4,700 dress and blue blood. sulky appearance with a wild child past.
Then there is the public relations machine that Hazza and Megs employed as their crisis management team. Facing this week with accusations of intimidation during her long period as a real worker – about 682 days -, flacks said the Duchess was “saddened by this latest attack on her character”.
They added that, as a result of being bullied, she is “deeply committed to supporting those who have gone through pain and trauma”.
Well, listen, Buttercup! As his grandfather, Prince Philip, 99, is recovering from heart surgery in London while the rest of the world is suffering from the pandemic, it is time to close your mouth.
Harry and Meghan say that they left the royal family because they had so much to offer the world, so much that they could say. But apparently, all they have to say is themselves.