As America continues to plunge deeper and deeper into chaos, life continues to accelerate in other countries. See Denmark, where a new children’s show, “John Dillermand”, is causing some waves in its central premise – a man with a mustache has a huge, sometimes uncontrollable penis.
According to CNN, the animated program features “a man with a penis so large and flexible that it can save children from danger, search for objects in a river and function as a pogo stick.”
Think Inspector Gadget with Go-Go Gadget Penis.
And yes, you can watch all episodes of the show online.
You will need a working knowledge of Danish to understand what John is saying, but the magic of his penis transcends language. It retracts and fires, saves the day and helps John complete tasks in a very silly way that will surely distract him from events close to home.
Apparently, while most Danes found the program a funny concept, not everyone in Denmark loves the idea of a children’s program with an extra long penis. According to CNN, a member of the Danish People’s Party, Morten Messerschmidt, “said that children should not be forced to watch a cartoon of an adult man’s groin.”
[Insert joke about American politics here.]
– Lizzy Acker
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