Matt Gaetz is the model Republican representative, an idiot who doesn’t surprise anyone

Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz, a spoiled 38-year-old adult son of a wealthy Floridian who has never had to earn an honest dollar in his life, is reportedly a fan of part-time predatory teenage girls – something he emphatically denies – and is unquestionably a full-time scoundrel. Quelle’s surprise: there seems to be more nonsense in the representative of Florida’s first district than in all of the Everglades.

It’s hard to say what exactly made Gaetz’s dirt exposure so predictable to people outside the Beltway. It could have been the 16 speeding tickets and DUI, his aspiring daddy relationship with former President Donald Trump, that time he staged a photo of himself to mock COVID-19 wearing a gas mask, his friendship with far-right figures like Holocaust denier Charles Johnson, media appearances in which he looked confused, or the fact that he was known to haunt a popular college bar in Tallahassee while working as a state legislator.

Perhaps it was the time he regretted not being able to “hunt” antifa as the military hunt terrorists, or the time he publicly expressed his terror in 22-year-old Tiffany Trump, or the time he threatened a witness of the Congress the night before was due to testify and then tried to break into the hearing of a committee of which he was not a member, or the time he tried to break into another hearing related to the impeachment that took place at a SCIF. Or maybe it’s his overbearing, warlike air that reminds everyone of the most annoying guy they studied with in college, or the gigantic dark circles under their eyes that went up and down like a hangover on spring break.

But it was definitely something, as the people inside the Beltway exhibited a similar level of non-shock. The general response from his party’s compatriots seems to be: “of course”. In fact, according to reports, many in his party say they have seen Gaetz’s public relations problems reach a mile away; so Attorney General Bill Barr, who knew about the investigation, avoided appearing in photos and news hits with him, and it appears that some of his colleagues in Congress were doing the same thing to avoid the bad public relations that was inevitably coming. come over.

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