“Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $ 1.3 billion,” James Corden reminded viewers on Tuesday. Late Late Show. “Well, after publicly declaring that he was ready for the legal fight, Giuliani spent a week dodging the servers who were trying to sue him. They had to take Giuliani and hand him the papers. That should be 100% televised. That must be a challenge in The amazing Race. What a disgrace Giuliani had – he went from being the president’s personal lawyer to basically experiencing the plot of a cartoon of Bugs Bunny. Do you know who should hand these papers over to Rudy Giuliani? Sacha Baron Cohen. Wouldn’t it be great if Borat delivered the papers? “
“If they really wanted to take those papers to Rudy, they should have told Borat’s daughter to put them in his pants,” joked Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel Live. But Dominion really “had a hell of a time handing him the papers. You know, to sue someone you have to touch him with the document in order for the process to proceed. turned into a bat and flew away. No, but really, at one point the server pushed the case on the door of an SUV Giuliani got in, but Rudy’s porter grabbed an umbrella and pulled it off the floor.
“Rudy Giuliani is not on the CPAC list” at this weekend’s Conservative Political Action Conference, but Donald Trump will make his first post-presidential public appearance on Sunday, Kimmel said. “How much weight of McNugget’s anger do you think he’s put on?”
“With all the crises that our nation faces, conservatives are focusing on the most pressing issue of all: fascists getting kicked out of Twitter,” said Stephen Colbert in The Late Show. The theme of CPAC this year “is ‘American Uncanceled’. I didn’t know that America was canceled! Although I’m not surprised – the last season was pretty unbelievable. A pandemic and Nazis? Okay, choose one. We skipped the shark, “he said.” Still, better than last year’s CPAC theme: ‘Clapping the flag’. “
“In the past 24 hours, all the biggest stories involve crying old people,” said Colbert. “It’s like being at Denny’s the day the $ 6.99 Super Slam is discontinued.” Who cried? President Biden, attorney general designated Merrick Garland and manager of NASA’s Mars probe. Giuliani’s tears went unnoticed.
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