“Sources say that tomorrow, on his last full day in office, the president is prepared to issue about 100 pardons and commutations. Why so many? Well, there is reportedly a lucrative market for pardons. Finally, POTUS is running a business that makes money. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“He’s calling it ‘The Olive Pardon.’ When you are here, you are a family of crime. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“President Trump tomorrow is planning to issue at least 100 pardons and commutations. He said he wanted to give so many so that it would be even more hilarious when Giuliani didn’t get one. ” – SETH MEYERS
“You can really bet on who Trump is going to forgive, really. And do you know who the favorite celebrity is? Lil Wayne, Trump’s friend. They came together because of a mutual love for hip-hop and cough syrup. ” – JIMMY KIMMEL
“During his last hours in office, Trump is planning to forgive, but it has been reported that it will not be a forgiveness for himself or his family. Trump is the only president in history who decides not to forgive himself and you immediately think, ‘What is he doing?’ ” – JIMMY FALLON
“I am not surprised that Trump did not forgive himself today, because then he would be responsible for everything he does tomorrow.” – JIMMY FALLON
“Yes, Trump will not forgive his family either. In fact, it’s kind of cute – Trump said to his kids, ‘When I get accused of tax fraud, I want you all to be in prison with me.’ ” – JIMMY FALLON