“Hundreds of thousands of Texans are still without power. And on a day when the most interesting landing should have been NASA’s Rover successfully touching Mars, instead, it was a Texas senator landing in Cancún. ” – JIMMY KIMMEL
“While his Texan colleagues froze without power, Ted Cruz did what any great leader would do when his state most needed leadership – he booked a flight to Mexico and said, ‘Adios, friends!’” – JIMMY KIMMEL
“Ted Cruz! No, man, you have to be [expletive] me, man! Your people are literally eating snow right now, and are you going to Cancún? I’m not even mad that you’re selfish – I’m mad that you’re so stupid. How can you be in politics for 10 years and still have no idea how bad it would make you look. What were you thinking? ” – TREVOR NOAH
“I mean, seeing Ted Cruz run from town to the beach has been very frustrating for people in Texas. But on the other hand, it was very exciting for the people of Cancún who met him on the street: ‘Wow, man, I didn’t know that Señor Frog was a real guy. That was incredible. ‘” – TREVOR NOAH
“I mean, look, I understand that Ted Cruz is tired. The man deserves a break after trying so hard to overthrow the government, but it’s not the time, Ted! ” – TREVOR NOAH
“When their constituents said they need drinking water, they didn’t mean going to find a wet T-shirt contest in Cancún.” – TREVOR NOAH