Thanks to COVID and contact tracking and all that jazz, this was a light week in college football. Still, we had some surprisingly solid performances from fans in South Carolina and Michigan who were and are, respectively, without their main coaches. South Carolina fans received the news they were waiting for when Will Muschamp was subsequently fired, but in Ann Arbor they will apparently have to wait for what promises to be one of the ugliest seasons in their history.
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Good night masochistic comrades
I bet that if you played a drinking game in which you shot every time you saw the arm of a SC defender trying to pull the ball to no avail, you would get drunk before the end of the first period and be exposing yourself to poising alcohol.
It’s ridiculous how horrible this team is, not even crazy. Lane Kiffin knows they can’t stop Ole Miss.
HAHAHAHAHA Did you just hear what the color analyst said? “Will it be interesting to see if South Carolina will make the defensive adjustments?”
Holy shit, this guy should try a career in the stand up.
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[sobs]
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So, Chris Doering just explained everything
“With Israel Mukuamu out, South Carolina’s defense is suspect”… ..Absolutely LOL… .real ?? A bloody CB is out, and because of that, can’t this defense stop anyone? Anyway … what an absolute load of shit this defense is … with or without Mukuamu … they are terrible … soft, slow, stupid and a total responsibility. The good news is that they play at the most overrated conference in the history of man … and Ole Miss’s defense is also a bunch of sissies. If SC can continue to run the ball and stay engaged in the race, incredible as it may seem, they have a chance to win … but they MUST keep the children’s league defense off the field!
now let the explosion begin
WE ARE READY FOR YOU TO RUN US, LANE TRAIN
Pfft. (Puts the paper bag over his head)
I wonder what muse will have to say
“Karens and fat parents” … this is what that talkative Muse called the SC fan base for booing the failed SC team participation trophies last week! Well, I’m a “fat dad” … but at least I would have picked up that key, which Muse dropped, against TN. Yes, this team is soft … soft … soft … a group of complete pussies, and Muse is one of them.
So is
Stop, release and roll a Quarterback maneuver?
Stop running. Lane, your kitten, runs the score
Oh shut up. This is disgusting to watch. Muschamp is trash. Fire him now.
God, I despise Muschamp
“And Carolina’s dreams are still alive!”
What dreams?
I really believe that our average fan knows what is better for this program than the coaches. I feel that Collin Hill is a horrible hill to die for. Maintaining your bad judgment week after week is a fucking scam. Clean the house. Someone gave Harris a blowjob when he was leaving the facility after you packed your things, he deserved it.
Good. Let the beat flow. Give us a new coach, please, God, give us a new coach.
Wow, I hope we never play with those motherfuckers again
Hi everyone, I’m a fan of South Carolina and I’m an addict.
It’s like two fires in a dumpster trying to fight to see who’s got the biggest fire.
I wonder if Muschamp will take kiffined lane in Oxford for poetic justice
“Defensive guru”
OSU will beat us 100-0. Let COVID cancel this damn season.
Honestly, all of Michigan’s football stupidity is summed up by executing the first two downs, five minutes left in the 4th quarter, down ~ 40. It’s completely clear that Jim has no idea what’s going on.
The guy is beyond the forest’s gump lag levels.
I am curious to know what kind of reality was installed in the collective brain of this technical committee at this moment.
Having watched The Detroit Lions for more than 50 years, I think I know when I see a putrid football team that is poorly coached. This team is CLEARLY putrid and CLEARLY poorly trained. Since Harbaugh keeps his job after this season, he needs a lot of explanation.
Please, God, let this season be canceled. All of you who wanted a season this year.
Defense takes social detachment to the next level. Swiss cheese against Stilton.
Harbaugh looks like a complete idiot with that microphone under the mask. It looks like he’s sucking a cock.
Certainly Warde spent the second and third quarters on the phone with the president and key drivers to align them with the necessary coaching change. This shitshow needs to end. This performance and the past 2 weeks have been well below any UM performance standard. Malpractice of coaching.
Our bettor is by far our best player.
LOL – Wisconsin has> 100 yards running for RECEIVERS! What the fuck?
I feel the worst for our writers from MG who have to narrate the events of the attempt to dock the Hindenburg that took place tonight.
The damn 80s Northwest teams would kick the shit out of this team
Fire Harbaugh. Fuck this guy. And fuck whoever is fine with him staying here another game.
WI has enough time to score more than 50 on us! Renounce Harbaugh, you son of a bitch!
If we really had the advantage of playing at home (with the fans) … it would only be 45-11!
The next person who says “Yes, but whoever we are going to achieve this will be an upgrade” must be sent to Bolivia!
5 star freshman approached by the kicker. Brilliant future
Fuck that shit. I do not care. This fucking team is so embarrassing. I’m so sick of this shit.
I’m sorry, but this program fell into the abyss so suddenly … this is the death of the program. This is what we are seeing. I’m sorry, but there is no way Sam Webb, Brice Marich, or ANY OTHER sunshine blower could suggest otherwise. Do you think Domani Jackson wants to come here after that? Do you think Xavier Worthy or JJ McCarthy is around? Jennings? Anyone? Spoiler alert … NO! The program is facing more than 20 years of misery and you know what 20 can be 50.
Whenever Michigan beat a poor Group of 5 team or a miserable B1G team, there were people who would come up here and say, “Viuaaaa, that’s why we shouldn’t fire Don Brown. Lol to everyone who said he should be after Michigan was embarrassed by his Ohio State / Penn State / Wisconsin / bowl opponent. “Where are these idiots now?
I swear to God, this is the biggest bunch of fucking sweet pussy advocates I’ve ever seen in Michigan. I have watched 40 years of football. They no longer have the heart, discipline, talent or courage to be remotely competitive. They give up.
Watching this defense this season gave me cancer
It’s time for Harbaugh to resign! He’s no Elvis, he’s not # + @ + # + # @ + # + @ jesus.
I hope this team never gets on the pitch this season … what is the point of showing up and playing like a bunch of 5 year old girls ?! Seriously, what’s the point ?!
Get your damn hands off your damn knees, Harbaugh.
I found something on the back of the drink cabinet called Old Jethro. I can already feel my retinas burning. Thank goodness, Michigan is really starting to look good to me. Blindness is not so bad …
I am lost and trying to discover this poor performance. Seeing how bad Michigan is playing, do you think the coaches really thought there would be no football this season and nothing was done to prepare during the off-season?
Everything this season is inexplicable. Late start, without fans, postponements, cancellations, threat of illness, all affected the mentality of players and coaches. LSU, Penn State, Michigan, Tennessee, I just can’t understand. Even Oklahoma and Georgia had shocking losses. Still, in the same season, Northwestern and Indiana are undefeated. It’s 20fk’n20! I cannot explain.
****** We stopped this collapse by a warning from the RBR editorial office: Everyone worth leaving LSU after the season, Tennessee has sucked for years and none of Georgia’s losses was shocking. Now we are back to collapse, still in progress. ******
Why can’t I stop watching? How could I have believed so much in Harbaugh? So many questions, so few answers.
Wisconsin takes the ball to the field after a stupid run to the bettor. They just the same 3 repeated plays and our coaches are stupid to stop you. So, when we’re in a position to stop the end, we can’t face the son of a bitch and he scores.
I can try the bleach. It’s already in the house.
Rich Rod was fired 7-6. Fuck whoever says we should be with Harbaugh after that, you are an unfortunate idiot.
Shouldn’t be on TV the rest of the season
Kirk Herbstreit – “Michigan’s lack of effort there, several tackles lost. Even with the running back sliding behind the scrimmage line, he still managed to reach the endzone. Look at all those Michigan t-shirts around the 4-yard line! ”
Thanks Kirk, I am finally aware that we cannot perform basic blocks and attacks.
Thank you, Coach Harbaugh. Your team is terrible, poorly trained. No discipline and a fucking shame for the university. Resign during your post-game press conference. Bo is turning over in his grave watching his shit training.
Michigan under Jim Harbaugh is rightfully the stupidest 5 energy program out there. We should have met in 2015 against MSU with all that “WOAH HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH SNAP”, Harbaugh had scorers lined up when MSU didn’t even have a guy back to relive the punt. That was the first red flag.
He’s probably the most stupid and tough-headed power 5 trainer I’ve ever seen.
We are like the dog that continues to fall in love with that false ball move and hides it in the back.
How hard does Herbstreit in his pants manage to talk shit about Michigan every night on national television?
I LAUGHED A LOT?! Fucking again? !!!!!! Again?!!!! The same jet scan? Same.God.Damn. Cum. Touch. I swear to Christ this has to be the shitiest team in the show’s history – what the hell do these guys do all week ?!
We could have had the ball for 35-11 and see what McNamara could do in 2nd grade. But not. We ran to the fucking gambler. Not that we would win. But fuck this team is so stupid
I think I’m going to watch this whole nightmare – I’m not sure why.
Honestly, Harbaugh’s mask looks like a boner. It’s ridiculous. Why the hell can’t he use that right thing?
Sure he has a microphone under his mask (so he can call it a run in the middle).
At the limit, I’m a little shocked that Harbaugh didn’t put Andrew Luck on the bench in favor of a hike that he was convinced would be the next big thing.
Hey dude, they use that guy to block And catch, how are we gonna stop him ?? He’s like a fucking superhero
If I were Dax, I would be thinking about moving to Alabama. I’m sure he regrets not staying with them
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