46. ”It’s Christmas, Theo, it’s the time of miracles.” Hans is great.
47. Are the officers called Johnson and Johnson? I laughed a lot.
48. Finally Bruce Willis and Hans come face to face. Now kiss.
49. Hans is acting as a hostage. This is amazing. Excellent plotting, excellent execution, I’m IN.
50. DO NOT GIVE HIM A BRUCE OF GUN.
51. Ahhh it’s unloaded, ok, see you Bruce.
52. He really is barefoot throughout the movie hahahahaaa.
53. Carl’s “smile” ended me.
54. Oh God, the glass on Bruce’s foot looks so sore.
55. Did Al shoot a child? I didn’t expect that.
56. The opening sequence of the safe is beautiful. Merry Christmas indeed.
57. Bruce Willis is now shirtless. I’m not crazy.
58. I’m glad he had his feminist awakening.
59. The reporter blew it. That’s why people hate journalists.
60. Hans being like, how dare you say I’m an ordinary thief, an EXCEPTIONAL thief. Yes.
61. Oh my God, Bruce is not going to jump off the edge of this building using a hose, my God, my God, my …