Jody Thompson lit “this smells like my vagina” Gwyneth Paltrow Goop candle at her North London home, only to see the flames get so out of control that she had to throw it out the front door to keep it from catching fire all over. the fourth.
by ATI:
“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with pieces flying everywhere,” said Thompson. “I never saw anything like it. The whole thing was on fire and it was too hot to touch. There was hell in the room. We finally managed to control it and played through the front door.”
“It could have burned the place down,” added Thompson. “It was scary at the time, but funny to look back that the candle in Gwyneth’s vagina blew up in my living room.”
This $ 75 candle … wait, what? 75 dollars ??? This is real? My god this It’s real. And it ran out when it hit the market! Jesus. Give me a minute.
Okay, so the candle doesn’t really smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina and it wasn’t for that. It’s just a floral mix with a catchy name that … wait. The $ 75 is not in euros or pounds, right? 75 US dollars? Hm. It is a candle for your home. It is not a giant candle, just a normal size. For $ 75, Goop should really play the “this smells like my orgasm” candle too. Yes, this is real.
A Goop spokesman has since claimed that, since Thompson did not buy the candle at the appropriate store, “we cannot verify its authenticity”. Goop has since sent Thompson a batch of free products apologizing and alerted his manufacturer to the incident.