Lots of breaking news about President Joe Biden.
I must warn you, some of this information can be shocking – if there are children in the room, you may want them to leave.
We just learned from our fellow CNN workers that President Biden expressed his preference for lighting a fire in the Oval Office. And sometimes it adds a log to keep it going.
We are going to live on the floor for one of our reporters.
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GREG GUTFELD AS A ROVING REPORTER: “Thanks, Greg! I’m out walking, holding a notepad and it’s true, Greg, President Biden expressed his preference for a fire in the Oval Office. And sometimes he adds some wood to keep According to my sources, this is very different from the previous White House tenant, whose only fires he fueled were hate and intolerance. Of course, it came from an anonymous source who may also be me.
Back to you, Greg
Again, this information comes from CNN, probably from an anonymous source, but we have no reason to question it – President Biden expressing a preference for a fire in the Oval Office and even adding a record to keep it lit. Let’s bring our expert on this …
More of the opinion
Greg, what do you think of that?
GREG GUTFELD AS HISTORIAN: Thank you, Greg. As a historian, I must say from a historical perspective, this is quite surprising. George Washington felled a cherry tree, but was not resourceful enough to use it as a fuel, unlike President Joe Biden. Again, as a historian, I don’t think it is premature to say that we are witnessing not only the greatest president we have ever seen, but the greatest president we will ever see.
Sorry, Greg, we’re getting more breaking news – from CNN. Appearing on his first Air Force One flight this month, President Biden spent that time reading the newspaper. CNN describes it as “a tired passenger on a space shuttle …”
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Let’s go back to our specialist for a quick reaction.
GREG GUTFELD AS HISTORIAN: As a prominent historian, I can safely say that this is the first time. What can I say? President Biden’s relaxation method brings to mind the great leaders of our time: Gandhi, Martin Luther King, perhaps even Jesus Christ. And what a model for children whose parents have private jets. It is so important to read when you can, even at 35,000, Greg. Even with 35,000 …
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On this very busy day at the Capitol.
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AP also reports that the president defeated one of his granddaughters in a video game known as “Mario Kart”.
Sorry, I just heard that we don’t tolerate men hitting women – nothing and I’m going to take a leave of absence to educate myself deeply on this subject.
Adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s monologue on February 16, 2021.
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