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Late night hosts laugh at Rudy Giuliani literally running from his $ 1.3 billion lawsuit, tie at CPAC
“Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $ 1.3 billion,” James Corden reminded viewers on Tuesday’s Late Late Show. “Well, after publicly declaring that he was ready for the legal fight, Giuliani spent a week dodging the servers who were trying to sue him. They had to take Giuliani and hand him the papers. That should be 100 percent televised. That must be a challenge in The Amazing Race. What a misfortune Giuliani had – he went from being the president’s personal lawyer to basically experiencing the plot of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. You know who should hand these papers over to Rudy Giuliani “Sacha Baron Cohen. Wouldn’t it be great if Borat delivered the papers? “” If they really wanted to hand Rudy those papers, they should have sent Borat’s daughter to tuck them in his pants, “joked Jimmy Kimmel on Kimmel Live. But Dominion really had” hell of your time handing you the papers. You know, to sue someone you have to touch them with the document in order for the process to proceed. But every time the process server got close, Rudy would turn into a bat and fly away. No, but really, at one point the server pushed the case on the door of an SUV Giuliani got in, but Rudy’s porter grabbed an umbrella and pulled it off the floor. “Rudy Giuliani is not on the CPAC list” at this weekend’s Conservative Political Action Conference, but Donald Trump will make his first post-presidential public appearance on Sunday, Kimmel said. “How much weight of McNugget’s anger do you think he’s put on?” “With all the crises that our country faces, conservatives are focusing on the most pressing issue of all: fascists being kicked out of Twitter,” said Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. The theme of CPAC this year “is ‘American Uncanceled’. I didn’t know that America was canceled! Although I’m not surprised – the last season was pretty unbelievable. A pandemic and Nazis? Okay, choose one. We beat the shark, “he said.” Still, better than last year’s CPAC theme: ‘Clapping the flag’. “” In the past 24 hours, all the biggest stories involve old men crying, “said Colbert . “It’s like being at Denny’s the day the $ 6.99 Super Slam is discontinued.” Who cried? President Biden, Deputy Attorney General Merrick Garland and manager of NASA’s Mars probe. Giuliani’s tears went unnoticed. More theweek.com storiesThe guy MyPillow could be Trump’s final idiotAmy Klobuchar closes Ron Johnson’s plot in the Capitol attack by listening to Tiger Woods likely looking for a ‘long road’ to recovery after a serious car accident, experts say