WWE spent most of this week’s episode of Monday Night Raw promoting Goldberg by appearing as a special guest on “Miz TV” with The Miz and John Morrison. “How did they get such a big guest?!?” Tom Phillips questioned the comments.
It turns out they didn’t.
They have an even bigger guest.
That’s right, GILLBERG.
But not just Gillberg. They also got a fat impersonator from Drew McIntyre, who took off his wig several times and made sure that, literally, we all couldn’t make it through our entire lives without seeing his ass crack.
They tried to be funny, The Miz and Morrison interrupted to discuss the merits of doing this because it was clearly a bombing, but it was a goal because it was always planned as part of the bit itself, and in the end we were all made worse by this happening. Again, we had to look at this guy’s butt crack.
But, hey, Gillberg!
Oh, and The Miz is promising to withdraw his Money in the Bank contract (again) in Royal Rumble when Goldberg faces Drew McIntyre for the WWE championship.