Welcome to Best of Late Night, a summary of the highlights of the previous night that allows you to sleep – and allows us to be paid to watch comedies. We’re all stuck at home at the moment, so here are the 50 best movies on Netflix now.
The Presidential Frasier
President Biden’s first full day at the White House was the subject of Thursday night.
“The first day of work is stressful – any job – but especially when you’re the new manager and the last guy has been called to HR for inadequate betrayal in the workplace,” said Stephen Colbert.
The Punchiest Punchlines (the new plan is having a plan edit)
“So today, President Biden signed 10 executive orders to get his pandemic plan underway, including the requirement for masks during the trip, studies and testing treatments with Covid-19 and more public data on cases and vaccinations. It’s a new strategy that the White House is calling ‘Operation: Well, duh!’ “ – STEPHEN COLBERT
“As part of Biden’s new Covid strategy, he is launching the ‘100-day masking challenge’. Biden is smart. he knows he can make Americans do anything, if it sounds like a TikTok challenge. ” – JIMMY FALLON
“And the best part is that the Biden government is going to keep us informed about what they are doing, with regular public meetings conducted by experts and based on science. Which will be a nice change from idiot-guided and chloroox-based dexamethasone ramblings. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
The bits that are worth watching
Seth Meyers asked Bernie Sanders about becoming the most remembered person at the opening.