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Imagine being inside a gas station while an idiot tries to steal it. Like, did you freak out? Do you run out of there as fast as you can? Do you hide in the beer cave to at least drink something before you go? Or do you persuade the thief to go to the store office to do some quick oral sex? If you are a 36-year-old Czech woman, you certainly chose that last option.
According Daily Mail, a 24-year-old man entered a gas station the other day and tried to rob the place, threatening workers saying he would kill them. When some of the store employees fired through the back door, the thief went to his spare room to try to steal more money from the safe – until a brave woman came in to save the day with her mouth.
Instead of taking money, the thief found a stranger kissing his trash, which was enough to distract him from leaving the gas station before the police showed up to arrest him. This one. IS. Legendary.
The 24-year-old man reportedly tried to rob a gas station on Tuesday night and threatened to kill employees, reported local Slovak news.
The clerk opened the cash register and the suspect took the money and punched the clerk several times. After handing over the money, the employee went to the back office where another colleague was. He managed to get out the back door and call the police.
The alleged thief then moved to the office where he tried to get money out of the safe, but the second colleague also escaped.
Local media reports that an unknown woman entered within seconds and began to satisfy him orally until the police arrived – who then arrested the suspect.
The police told JOJ TV, they found the couple in the office half naked and lying on the floor, and the woman said something like “I don’t accept him anymore”.
Police said the thief was unable to get the money and is being taken to a police station and kept in custody.
Honestly, it looks like a scene from Super Troopers or something, isn’t it? Like, how does a guy go to rob a gas station and almost get away with it, to be seduced by a stranger who is willing to have oral sex? There are stupid thieves out there, but, man, this guy has to be in the top 10. Take the money and run away, man!
As for you, congratulations to you, lady, for not only thinking on tiptoe, but also acting on your knees with some quick decisions. No one knows why that was the method chosen to prevent theft, but, hey, it worked perfectly. Perhaps the Freedom Medal should be in this lady’s future.
(H / T Daily Star)