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Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous vagina candle should smell like geranium, bergamot and cedar, but a new report suggests it could also exhale the scent of London living room Jody Thompson, almost on fire.
The sun reports that Thompson won her own vagina candle in an online test, but when she decided to light the $ 75 votive candle, things took a surprisingly dark turn. “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with pieces flying everywhere,” she said at the outlet. “I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was on fire and it was too hot to touch. There was hell in the room. “
Candle explosions happen, but luckily, Thompson and his partner were able to tame the burning candle in the vagina before things got worse. “We finally got it under control and played through the front door,” she continued. “It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that the candle in Gwyneth’s vagina exploded in my living room. ”The specificity It’s funny but a Goop spokesman said The Post that Thompson’s “Gwyneth’s vagina candle” wasn’t purchased in the outlet, so they can’t verify that it’s an authentic Gwyneth’s vagina candle.
Even so, the brand warned the candle manufacturer to guarantee. To be fair, the descriptions of Goop candles scream: “STAY AWAY FROM THE THINGS THAT FIRE” (for example, most of a person’s living room), and we must remember that all candles, with a vagina smell or not, they are trying to kill us in order. Maybe take a look at these vagina-smelling roll-ons.