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Lori Loughlin and Joe Exotic they’re about to have a bittersweet Christmas … it’s their first Christmas in federal prison, but at least they can party with fancy birds.
TMZ has obtained prison menus from across the country, and some of America’s most notorious inmates are getting some pretty decent Christmas food … with individual Cornish game hens for Lori and Joe.
Mossimo and guys like Suge Knight, Mark David Chapman and C-Murder are getting more common birds. Scott Petersonnot so lucky, but still eating meat, potatoes and dessert. Here is a breakdown of your spreads:
Lori at FCI Dublin in California:
- Cornish game chicken with pan sauce, roast jerk roast beef with horseradish sauce, baked or au gratin potato, rice pilaf with herbs, dinner roll with apple butter and honey, Brussels sprouts with brown butter, pumpkin cheesecake , fresh fruit
- If Lori doesn’t want to avoid the bird and the cow, she can choose the meatless starter … stuffed pumpkin and peppers stuffed with beans
Exotic at FMC Fort Worth:
- Roasted Cornish chicken or spinach quiche, corn bread sauce, macaroni and cheese, peas, pumpkin pie
Mossimo at USP Lompoc in California:
- 1/2 chicken, 4 ounces of roast beef, baked macaroni and cheese, yams, green beans, 2 rolls, nut pie
- If Mossimo wants to go vegetarian … there’s a 4-ounce soy chicken burger and a 4-ounce soy beef burger
Suge at San Diego Richard J. Donovan Correctional Center:
- Turkey, turkey ham, sliced meat, mashed potato, chicken sauce, green salad and dressing, mixed vegetables, corn bread, chicken patties, American cheese slices, fruit pie
- Knight can enjoy dinner and a superhero movie … the institution’s movie channel is hosting a Marvel film festival over the holidays.
Mark at New York’s Wende Correctional Center:
- Roasted chicken breast, seasoned chicken sauce, beaten potatoes, zucchini seasoned with sauce, rolls and margarine, ice cream sundae
C-Murder at Louisiana’s Elayn Hunt Correctional Center:
- Roasted turkey, roast beef, rice sauce with sauce, peas, cranberry sauce, fruit salad, bread, sweet potato pie
Scott at San Quentin State Prison in California:
- Roast beef, mashed potatoes with garlic, vegetables, green salad with dressing, dinner roll, horseradish sauce, sour cream, dressing, butter pastilles, cherry topping