Prince William is the hottest bald guy on the planet – so concludes a new study that classified where he ends up on Google searches … but the internet doesn’t seem to be buying it.
A plastic surgery company called Longevita apparently did this “research” – basically checking how many times certain bald male celebrities were searched on Google along with the term “sexy” – and lo and behold, they say the Duke of Cambridge came out ahead.
Prince William named the ‘sexiest bald man in the world’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu
– The Independent (@Independent) March 27, 2021
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It is unclear what the parameters are for this deep scalp dip – like the dates or times they searched for – but Longevita claims that Billy here has been called “sexy” in blog and website descriptions about 17.6 million times. .. again, no other context beyond that.
As for who were its runners-up … Longevita says Mike Tyson came in second with 8.8 million search results (uhh, ok), Jason Statham 3rd to 7.4m (hmm), Pitbull 4th to 5.4m (seriously ??), MJ 5 to 5.3 m (fair) … and other guys who followed included Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Dwyane Johnson and Vin Diesel – in that order.
“sexiest bald shemar Moore
living man ” pic.twitter.com/2vyJkoNIyH– toni (@vantaezane) March 27, 2021
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It’s safe to say … Twitter had a LOT to say about it, especially on behalf of the “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore – which was visibly excluded from the list. In the collective minds of tweeters, that in itself was a slap in the face. One user wrote, “Did Shemar Moore die?”
Not only did some people feel that Shemar was totally despised – Longevita even looked for him, we wondered – but many others are outraged that The Rock or Vin Diesel are not at the top of the list … as they are iconic for their hot bald looks.
It seems that (British) people have spoken – we should note, Longevita is a company based in the United Kingdom. Anyway … come on, friends, because here comes the Royalty white ball.