“With this approval, the government is about to send $ 1,400 stimulus checks to millions of Americans. Here it is, baby. You’re rich! Buy something good, like rent or medicine. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“Great news. With $ 1,400 a year entering the pandemic, you can finally pay your May 2020 rent. ” – JAMES CORDEN
“The $ 1.9 trillion price raises the total spent with Covid’s help to $ 5.5 trillion. In comparison, adjusted for inflation, World War II cost the United States government about $ 4 trillion. Hopefully, we will have some great coronavirus movies like ‘Inoculating Private Ryan’ or one about your uncle who still wears the mask under his nose, ‘Dumb Kirk’. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“The government says that a large number of Americans could receive their $ 1,400 stimulus payments before the end of March. Do you know what that means? Finally, the end of March will come! ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“The money will be out soon, and really, what’s more reassuring than the phrase, ‘Don’t worry, the check is in the mail’?” – JAMES CORDEN