From the moment she rolled over to the Nemacolin Resort wielding that giant vibrator (which she later used touch another competitor on the shoulder), we knew that Katie Thurston would be good for the single nation. And it seems that the good Lord Chris Harrison and the divine powers that are in ABC agree because everyone’s favorite self-conscious and positive sex queen is being seen for the position of the same name in the next chapter of The maiden. The news may not come as a surprise, since Variety published the hole just before last night’s episode of The bachelor displayed. Besides that, as much as we love Katie, it was hard to imagine her breaking up with current bachelor Matt James—a man who, it should be noted, kisses with open eyes.
Katie quickly evolved from Dildo Lady to charming this season voice of reason when the program included five new women in the mix, resulting in particularly unpleasant behavior from many of the pre-existing competitors, including Anna (who spread the rumor that a newcomer was an escort), Victoria (iconic villain, be excellent at Bachelor In Paradise), and MJ (I mean, but she has gabundant hair). After failing to get the other women to stop acting like idiots, Katie took her concerns to Matt in the most mature and sensible way, making him aware of the situation without throwing specific women under the bus. A class act, this one. What if The maiden does not work, Katie you can always go back to work as a production assistant in The bachelor (prove us wrong!).